OGGZ Color-Morphing Accent Light

No batteries to buy, ever. No fussy wires to untangle. No fire hazards from melting candle wax. Color accent lighting for the next millennium, with OGGZ. How many ways can you use them? How much imagination do you have? OGGZ know no limits.

The new high-tech OGGZ lighting unit is a unique and magical accent item that changes colors – and the notion of conventional lights – right in front of your eyes. The quality of light is never harsh or intense, but always soft, glowing, and naturally relaxing. And best of all, it happens effortlessly and inexpensively, with no switches, dials, batteries, or wires to manipulate. 

Appearance and Ambience:

OGGZ is a gently shaped orb, about the same size and shape as an American eagle’s egg. For those of you who haven’t encountered any of those lately, that means that it is about the size of your hand – and the base of it will fit comfortably in your palm. But be forewarned; it almost fits too comfortably, and you may not want to put it down once you begin to experience it within your grasp. Unlike the brittle and slick glass found in ordinary light bulbs, the firm outer surface of the OGGZ feels soft, reminding some people of those special pillows and mattresses that conform to your body.

But the OGGZ is a nonconformist whose personal aura is in a state of perpetual flow, phasing through the entire spectrum of light colors in a continually glowing mood shift. From soft cream to aquamarine – through lavender, pink, and green – the rainbow of colors changes, altering the ambience of everything in its path.

How to Operate the OGGZ:

The orb comes with its own orbital base, a cool, sleek, chic-looking pod whose design could easily hold its own against those you use for your portable music players and cell phones. Once you have the pod in your pad, plug it into the wall and the juice will flow into your OGGZ via the recharging station and convenient AC adapter. Think of the process as a major download of positive, transformative energy and light. But don’t think too hard, because within a short time the OGGZ will be fully charged, and it can function for an exceptionally long time on a single charge – probably outlasting your other gadgets if you put them in an endurance challenge test.

Like a Rolls Royce, the OGGZ is lovely to look at and behold, even when its interior light is not on. Place a dish of them on the coffee table in the living room, or in the kitchen or bathroom. They look like exotic eggs and are fascinating and inspiring to mediate upon and ponder. But if you want them to really provide surrealistic beauty, simple reach underneath and flick the tiny switch. The OGGZ exudes a warm and creamy glow that gradually changes – not like an ordinary harsh light, but more akin to shy blushing – through a refreshing spectrum of pastels. Keep one on your desk at your workstation and feel how quickly it puts your mind at ease with a simple glance in its direction. Even if you don’t get a raise, your spirits will.

Now that it is fully charged, you have two options (and in life, options are everything).

A)    Leave the OGGZ on its stylish tri-cornered silver juicing pod, and let it do its thing in silent awe and wonder, ‘til the cows come home or all your disco guests disperse.

B)     Remove it from the charging station and take it with you as a portable, pocket or purse sized non-prescription mood-enhancement device. Mount it on the roof or dashboard and people will think you are the fashion police cruising in an unmarked vehicle.

It will astonish your friends, flatter your dwelling, stump the know-it-all techie nerds, and blow the minds of the general masses – not in a scary way, mind you, but in the same way that a magician blows the minds of the audience. The OGGZ is a traveling magic show you can pluck from your pocket. And it has a clever disguise – with an inconspicuous flick of your wrist it goes back to looking like a basic, run-of-the-mill, museum-quality prehistoric egg.

Some Suggested (and even one or two suggestive) Ways to Use the OGGZ

The easiest way to set your imagination free (the great conqueror Napoleon said that imagination rules the world) with ways to use your OGGZ is to think of it as a futuristic candle. Use it the way you would use candles around the apartment, in the backyard, or to shed some soothing light on a midnight snack.

1)      Place one or more OGGZ around your home, for a fabulous glowing light that will not only make you look better in the mirror but will subtly hide the fact that you forgot to clean up before your guests arrived. The light given off is tranquil, indirect, and gives the skin a warm glow, like romantic candlelight. But unlike candle flames, which can suddenly turn a magic moment into high drama if you accidentally knock over a candelabra while doing the electric slide, making out on the couch, or passing out across the carpet; the OGGZ is completely safe and fire-free. So you can save the drama, and the fire extinguishers, for another time and place. The OGGZ gives off light, not heat.

2)      Want to try something really zany? Put OGGZ on a birthday cake, instead of candles. Each time you blow on them, they simply change colors. No need to hire a magician. Place your hand or your top hat in front of the OGGZ. Say “presto”. When you reveal the OGGZ it is a different color.

3)      Light the pathway to your evening garden party with OGGZ. They offer soft guidance by attracting, not commanding. And they look awesome near a reflective pool, waterfall feature, or hot tub.

4)      Turn the porch light off and the OGGZ on. Now none of your guests will wonder “is this the right house?” when they spot the totally one-of-a-kind beacon of delight light.

5)      Use them on your kitchen island to provide classy and inviting lighting. Or place them as accent lights underneath counters, on shelves, in windowsills, or next to houseplants.

6)      The OGGZ is the best night light ever invented. You can place it right next to the phone, the light switch (for those non-futuristic lighting devices you have in your home that are left over from the 20^th Century), the alarm clock (sorry, we didn’t mean to bring up a bummer subject), or on the bathroom sink.

7)      Fill an empty fireplace with them. They will brighten your mood and enchant your eyes as much as that gas log, but without the nasty gas bill at the end of the month. OGGZ are better for the environment than wood or gas fueled fires, and you don’t have to play with matches to make them light. In all of recorded history there are no known instances of a cat singeing its whiskers because it got too curiously close to an OGGZ.

8)      Surround your bed or futon with them and then invite someone special to bask in the glow at the end of a hard day at work.

9)      Create the ultimate Easter basket with several OGGZ – or just one randomly placed amongst a host of colored eggs.

10)  Going cruising? These babies make the most radical hood ornaments ever.

11)  Camping out? Don’t fuss with oil lanterns and don’t run the risk of using candles – you’ll have to crawl out of the warm sleeping bag to blow them out anyway, just as you’re about to fall asleep. Place a few harmless OGGZ around your campsite instead, and rest easy with the confidence that they will continue to safely light the way for those stragglers to camp – or yourself, if you need to get up in the middle of the night and stumble to the latrine.

12)  Dormitory getting dull? Turn off the lights and turn on the OGGZ. They will make the place look like the Ritz, and will turn-on anyone who ventures into your abode with their perpetual motion morphing.

13)  The perfect centerpiece for any elegant dinner party is the OGGZ. Just don’t let your guests try to scramble it up for brunch.

14)  Holiday decorations are a cinch, with the OGGZ – and you can use them for every occasion, so you don’t have to buy decorations several different times per year.

15)  OGGZ is pure romance you can hold in the palm of your hand, with none of the heartache (OGGZ are not breakable!). Could life get any better than that?

Because the OGGZ provides restful light and ever-changing color, some compare it to the legendary Northern Lights, the Aurora Borealis that can be viewed at specific times of year from locations like Scotland that are situated in the high northern hemisphere. If you have ever seen the glow of organic phosphorus, you have some idea of the subtle and soothing quality of the OGGZ light – never raising its voice beyond a whisper but always getting the attention of everyone in the room.