Black Bar Glasses

Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted attention. It is possible this product will make you appear ridiculous. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants may be required (check local city ordinances). Keep Black Bars away from Children and humorless adults. Black Bar Glasses are fun, original, and keep your identity a secret.

Black Bars appear to be outlandishly juvenile looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantaneously become the life of the party.